Monday, April 6, 2009

Blonde Moment Revisited

Did you know that the University of Paris X-Nanterre has done a study regarding the effect of blonde females on the male of the species? You would think there would be more important subjects they could research but, whatever.

In this study the researchers found that a man's mental performance drops when he encounters a fair haired female. The men in the study were given general knowledge test before and after viewing photos of a variety of women. The researchers found that after seeing photos of blondes the test scores dropped.

The scientists concluded that the men's mental performance drops because they believe they are dealing with someone who is less intelligent. In other words, they were unconsciously driven to "think blonde".

So does this mean if my husband makes a mistake he can blame my blondness? If he does something really, really stupid could it be that my blonde tresses caused it?

If he is cleaning a gun after a conversation with me and shoots himself in the foot, did my hair do that?

When this study becomes general knowledge will men all over the world rush out to find a blonde so that when they get stupid they will have someone other than themselves to blame?

Wait, I just had a thought (OK, I know I really opened myself up for all the jokes with that comment).

My blonde sisters, do you realize what this means? We can take over the world.


All we have to do is infiltrate male dominated corporations, countries, etc.and talk to the men in charge. Then while they are doing really stupid things we step in and take control. Ooh, think how easy it would be!

The so totally cool blonde-inhabited Scandinavian countries might present a challenge but we will just invite all of them to join our cause.

Maybe we could get a spokes person for our cause, no a spokes blonde, someone famous, maybe Paris Hilton or Jessica Simpson.

Blondes unite, world domination is possible!


I want to thank our fellow blogger Mags for providing the article about this research. Be sure to check out his blog at http://fromnewyorktoyou.blogspot.com/

5 comments:

Stanley Keith Draper said...

Blonde moment revisited,.. I actually read that article a while back about that study,.. and it seems, the men seem to dumb down in an effort to get on the level with who they're dealing with,..kind of bottom line, of the study was,. they do that in an effort to, shall we say, close the deal. Anyway,.. just found you here in the group and read that,..looking to find a few followers,.. added you, would hope you'd return the favor. Thanks

SquirrelQueen said...

Hi Stanley Keith,
Just visited your page but I don't see the follower widget. Did I miss it?
SQ

Christine said...

This is to funny!!! Only a red head here, but I will support the take over by going strawberry-blonde ... LOL!

I had a roommate once who decided to go blonde. OMG ... she recieved all kinds of treatment, and extra attention. And then she went back to her light brown ... everything stopped like a snap of a finger!

.sarilicious. said...

Hahahaha! Wow.

SquirrelQueen said...

Christine,
More converts to the cause. LOL
That's way too funny about the roommate. Amazing how people react to hair color, now that would be a good research project.

.sarilicious,
Thanks, I have a feeling my alter ego will be back again.

SQ